The first thing I do each day is chew bubblegum. The second thing I do each day is hop on a treadmill and watch the news.
Don’t we all know the answer‽
Barrel of a gun. Continue reading “Fruit Defense Senryu”
I’ve made some trips to Canada over the years. I’ve enjoyed the blustery beauty of camping in PEI, had bagels with smoked meat in Montreal, and indulged in ice wine in Niagara on the Lake.
But I’ll be damned if I don’t just love Canadian TV in a Toronto living room. Continue reading “TV North of the Border”
The Canuk TV:
Polite. Kind. Full of chicken.
MAKES THE STATES SEEM LOUD.
Canada must take the reigns!
Go Primo! Slay Heinz! Continue reading “Ketchup Death Senryu”
One of the more unusual associations with Canada is ketchup. Ketchup chips lead the way obviously, but for whatever reason, ketchup has bled through to become a part of the Canadian national identity.
Now that there’s a burgeoning trade war with the States, Heinz is no longer the gold standard, but the villain. Suddenly where Canadians source their ketchup has become a matter of patriotism. Continue reading “Ketchup Popcorn”
The first time someone said I looked like Action Bronson I was working at a boutique resort hotel in the Hamptons. It was a couple of kids who acted like they knew the man personally and remarked that we HAD to be related. Given the clientele, (young, wealthy, New Yorkers), maybe they did. Continue reading “Action Bronson Comes to the Rescue”
He’s a famous guy,
and yes, we share a physique,
but, come on, really? Continue reading “A Bronson Senryu”
Okay. Let’s stop this.
It’s, “choose your own adventure.”
Don’t get it? Goodbye. Continue reading “More More Senryu”
From cool water to hot throat.
The circle of life. Continue reading “If You Want to Try Haiku…”