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Posted on August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Restaurant Figures (A Lune)

Restaurants and stats:
Numbers lie.
They’re also the truth.

Continue reading “Restaurant Figures (A Lune)”

Posted on July 17, 2018August 10, 2018

Why Open A Restaurant? (A Lune)

Will a restaurant,
fail, or fly?
Flip a freaking coin.

Continue reading “Why Open A Restaurant? (A Lune)”

Posted on July 14, 2018July 17, 2018

Calimari Per Tre Parti Tanka

Cornmeal, salt, pepper.
Cornstarch, garlic, and cayenne.
Flour. Peanut oil.
One pound squid in buttermilk.
Butter. Cherry peppers too.
Continue reading “Calimari Per Tre Parti Tanka”

Posted on July 14, 2018July 14, 2018

Duck Fat Senryu

You start with confit.
Yet, more than schmaltz or tallow,
it’s a fat with flair. Continue reading “Duck Fat Senryu”

Posted on July 13, 2018July 14, 2018

It’s Bún Riêu

It’s freshwater crab,
Tomato and round noodles.
Don’t call it ‘sketti. Continue reading “It’s Bún Riêu”

Posted on July 12, 2018July 13, 2018

Toronto’s Dish Senryu

A TO icon:
The Butter Chicken Roti.
Screw Ford. Vote Gandhi. Continue reading “Toronto’s Dish Senryu”

Posted on July 11, 2018July 11, 2018

Fruit Defense Senryu

Banana defense?
Don’t we all know the answer‽
Barrel of a gun. Continue reading “Fruit Defense Senryu”

Posted on July 10, 2018July 11, 2018

Kelly’s Lune

When it comes to food.
She eats well
because she cooks well. Continue reading “Kelly’s Lune”

Posted on July 9, 2018July 10, 2018

White Girl Weekend

Cocaine? Cocaine! Ben…
…zoylmethylecgonine.
Cocaine. Coke? Cocaine. Continue reading “White Girl Weekend”

Posted on July 7, 2018July 17, 2018

107 Lunes

That’s a lot of stuff.
Quick version?
Please. Dine tolerant. Continue reading “107 Lunes”

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