Restaurants are beasts.
They twist like snakes, run like apes,
have crocodile teeth.
The human animal serves.
The human animal feeds. Continue reading “The Tanka Facts”
Take a pig apart.
From where do you get flavor?
The Toronto part. Continue reading “Hog Belly Butcher Senryu”
Peameal’s the deal in
Ours is just “streaky.” Continue reading “Peameal Bacon Lune”
The textbook problem
is that they try to tell truth,
by just using facts. Continue reading “Chapter 1 (pt.2) Senryu”
One. Build restaurant.
Two. Tell people you built it.
Three. Spend money well. Continue reading “Chapter 1 (pt.1) Senryu”
The Canuk TV:
Polite. Kind. Full of chicken.
MAKES THE STATES SEEM LOUD.
Continue reading “Canadian TV Senryu”
Canada must take the reigns!
Go Primo! Slay Heinz! Continue reading “Ketchup Death Senryu”
It’s beef on a bun.
Are we talking pastrami?
No. Burger. Asshole. Continue reading “TL; DR Senryu (3)”
Legendary food item?
Or Canada’s shame? Continue reading “TL; DR Senryu (2)”
The value of food:
Does it lie in the eating?
Or in the getting? Continue reading “TL; DR Senryu (1)”