Ketchup perfection.
Canada must take the reigns!
Go Primo! Slay Heinz! Continue reading “Ketchup Death Senryu”
Ketchup Popcorn
One of the more unusual associations with Canada is ketchup. Ketchup chips lead the way obviously, but for whatever reason, ketchup has bled through to become a part of the Canadian national identity.
Now that there’s a burgeoning trade war with the States, Heinz is no longer the gold standard, but the villain. Suddenly where Canadians source their ketchup has become a matter of patriotism. Continue reading “Ketchup Popcorn”
Action Bronson Comes to the Rescue
The first time someone said I looked like Action Bronson I was working at a boutique resort hotel in the Hamptons. It was a couple of kids who acted like they knew the man personally and remarked that we HAD to be related. Given the clientele, (young, wealthy, New Yorkers), maybe they did. Continue reading “Action Bronson Comes to the Rescue”
A Bronson Senryu
He’s a famous guy,
and yes, we share a physique,
but, come on, really? Continue reading “A Bronson Senryu”
If You Want to Try Something New…
The best part of traveling is the opportunity to try new things. The worst part of traveling is being afraid to make mistakes. Because of this, I have made a promise to myself that as long as I am in Canada, I am free to make as many mistakes as necessary.
STILL TESTING? COME ON!
Maybe this will refresh your memory of how this works:
You ate something, and now you feel funny… you’re turning into a pig!